me (cleaning up): holds knife
intrusive thoughts: what if-
me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus
Peter: big mood
Steve: what does that mean, big mood?
Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess
Steve: thanks kid
*1 week later at a team meeting*
Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys
Steve: big mood Tony, big mood
Tony: Parker what did you do
Thor, throwing Mjolnir: YEET!
Tony: Excuse me?
Thor: You see, young Peter told me that-
Tony: WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?
Peter Parker: The Meme Bandit
Bucky, walking into the meeting: Sah dude!
Everyone else: Sah dude!
Tony:
Tony: Peter, we need to have a serious sit down
I think the best part of this is that we unquestionably and silently agree that Tony is in fact a meme lord who understands it all too.
T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit.
Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/
